The Static Silence
How do I change this to my profile picture or whatever the hell it’s called?

How do I change this to my profile picture or whatever the hell it’s called?

This is apparently what I look like now.

This is apparently what I look like now.

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY AMERICA

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY AMERICA

Public Service Announcement if you can even hear it.

I’m supposed to be at a party and instead I’m on tumblr.  What else is new.

I’m supposed to be at a party and instead I’m on tumblr.  What else is new.

What it’s like to date me.

What it’s like to date me.

Looking at posts with text and thinking I could have thought of that.  I could have 6000 notes on a post if I wanted to.  Totally.

I’M CLEANING MY ROOM HALF NAKED TO TTSF.

I’M CLEANING MY ROOM HALF NAKED TO TTSF.

I really bonded with nature this weekend.

I really bonded with nature this weekend.

Do I look like a drunk mother fucker in this?  Honestly, I do not know if I was drinking when this picture was taken and I don’t want all the tumblr people I love and respect to think I’m an alcoholic.  I’m in college okay the whole thing is a drinking game.

Do I look like a drunk mother fucker in this?  Honestly, I do not know if I was drinking when this picture was taken and I don’t want all the tumblr people I love and respect to think I’m an alcoholic.  I’m in college okay the whole thing is a drinking game.