The Static Silence: Archive

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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“As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have a duty...”

– Adolf Hitler

Mar 1st

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I’m really excited about how much I like you. I’ve never been able to be myself with someone who I’ve been dating. You’d think that would have been a red flag in my previous relationships.

Feb 29th

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My "brother in law" to my cousin on Valentine's...

Happy valentines day, super woman. If those kids do anything to ruin your day let me know. I’ll get really mad and do nothing about it. I love you more then all the other Facebook guys combined.

Feb 29th

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WU TANG CLAN AIN’T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH.

Feb 29th

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I can’t stop listening to Wu Tang Clan. I’m sorry.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Awkward Seattle Problems

Can’t tell if the siren is coming from outside or my song…

Feb 29th

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Hate all you want

But I can still jam the fuck out to Silverstein.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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fofopocier: ohheyyitsamber: hugzndrugzz: HAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I THINK I PEED Oh my gosh I’m crying HAHAHHAHAHHA!!! ahhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Note my friend with the blue glove on the right. Fear for Megan never trumps cake lust.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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My first date with this new girl is watching all...

She’s a winner.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: Oh no, this is not 'in the ass' person. I would never write anything like that, not even anonymously. Haha. I'm the kind of person that... respects, I guess you can say. I don't have a naughty side or dirty mind which would probably make me pretty boring but oh well, that's just who I am. And thank you, I'm sure someone will sweep me off my feet soon. :)

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: Regardless if it's anon night for you or not, I'm totally in love with you. I have been.

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: May I just say, as lame as it sounds, I have a bit of a crush on you; which is odd because I never really crush on anyone. I hate to say this because I'm pretty much basing this on looks but you are just beautiful. I hope you have the personality to match and really, whomever you end up will be the luckiest person in the world. There, confession over; I shall disappear now. I hope you have a...

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: have you ever been fucked in the ass? i want to fuck you so hard i cant stand it. every time i see you, i want to kiss you and go down on you. i'd love to be be you just one night, no strings attached, just rough sex. no condom, i just want to cum inside you.

Feb 27th

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